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A message from the Champ
by: Michael J (AllabouttheBenjamins) Dec 31 8:54am You can all rest easy now- order has been restored to the Pinecrest League and the trophy is coming home. As much as this glory is all me (and it is), I'd like to thank a few people that helped to made this all possible:

T-Bone, thank you for dropping your shorts and trading me your best RB for a steaming pile of Deshaun.

Kevin, thank you for ignoring my attempts to trade you Derek Anderson.

Keith, thank you for not making the playoffs.

Dan, thank you for dropping Santana Moss the week before I used him to hang 21 extra style points on you in the finals.

McCarroll, thank you for being your playoff-self for the umpteenth time in this league... nobody gags a sure title like you do.

Brandon Marshall, thank you for that last-minute, meaningless 10 yard catch while getting blown out by the Chargers in week 16. And San Diego, thank you for the even more meaningless pick of the next Bronco pass.

Larry Johnson, thanks for nothing.

To the Palo Alto police, thank you in advance for your lenience.

And to all of you, thank you for your prompt payment.

Happy New Year,
The Champ

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