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Bow Down To Your Maker BEE-ATCH-ES!
by: Twist of Mash (Thad)
Dec 31 11:01pm
Having only four wins by mid-season,
I remained cool and calm,
All you fags can’t even beat yourself,
With your own rough and hairy palm.

It all started in week ten,
My five game win streak in place,
Safely landing me in the playoffs,
And in position for the trophy chase.

My first business was with Game Over,
Who I humiliated twice before,
And for the third time my foot was in Kinell’s ass,
As he whimpered out the door.

It was weak to see the finals votes,
Mostly go to DanceSystemsActivate,
(Except for Dotty) F**k all you all,
Twist of Mash is who you should appreciate.

Withstanding the Green Bay onslaught,
Definitely made my team shine,
Yes, the whole victory was made easier,
With Dayne and Garcia’s ass on the pine.

But who really gives a shit,
How my team ended up with the win,
I’m the one giving the birdie,
And it’s your turn to sit and spin.

The passion and glory of the trophy,
Has eluded me for seven years,
Bring the damn hardware to the South Bay,
And we’ll gladly down some beers!

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Time for the trophy to go to its rightful owner! Great season everyone. Can’t believe Ricci’s team of destiny still had a shot late in the 3rd quarter of the last game. Being down only a point was a shot to say the least.

Happy New Year – see everyone in 2007!

THE CHAMP (Twist of Mash)


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